And this one is funnier

Funny, funny stuff

Madonna and Kabbalah.
Here's a thought, put Madonna in a room of very toxic and high grade nuclear waste and let her clean it up with a jar of her kabbalah fluid.

She would get points (from me at least)for actually attempting it. I doubt she has that kind of faith in it.
If she actually succeeds in cleaning it up Mr Randi has a million dollars to give her(or her favourite charity).