And it keeps getting funnier...

... every single time I see this type of thing.

Firstly this :

Willisee : "Please god don't let the plane crash.".

[Plane crashes]

Willisee : "Ah, god must exist!".

is, well, just plain weird.

Secondly

Christ, like all those crucifed by the romans, died of asphyxiation. To do this they needed to be tied or nailed up for sometime. Nails through the palms of the hands won't do it which is why the romans et al nailed the victims through the wrists any stimgata wounds in the palms is wrong, totally and utterly wrong. One of the earliest sects, the coptics, gets it right.